SPILLING THE BEANS 2

Life, Humanity
Modern man is, in computer parlance, just an upgraded version of the primitive man, with the basic operating system remaining wholly intact. That is why we find both the civilized and the savage existing side by side in him.

Humans are the only creatures who can stand apart and look at themselves critically, warts and all.

Man is a caricature of what he could have been if only he had the means to be the creator.

If God existed he would have sued us long ago for claiming he created such terrible and funny creatures as mankind.

Primitive man is alive and well in us despite our veneer of civilization.

You can turn a man into a mouse but you cannot turn a mouse into a man.


Religion, God, Atheism
Did you know what the desert guru said to the devotees after creating God and religion?
Raising a goblet brimming with foaming camel pee, he shouted a toast: "Here's sand in your eyes!"

God is the Active X of the universe, claim religions.

Atheism is about going cold turkey on religion. Addicts of religion, on the other hand, only like to swap one superstition with another when they have a crisis of belief.

The only kingdom that God or gods rule is mythdom.

Religions are the cancer of the mind -- and mostly incurable.


Sex
Adam and Eve did what came naturally. You don't need any so-called knowledge for that.


Universe
Anyone who seriously and literally considers the universe as a sentient living thing is wandering into the realm of poetry and metaphor.

Maybe one day we could become the guinea pigs of super intelligent robots and our home the Earth a zoo.

Long after mankind has disappeared, super-intelligent robots will remain active and rule the roost.


Life
We live because we exist. Simple as that!

"The law exempts Death from taking a life! It's my job, my responsibiity, and it's the law of nature. Nothing personal," says Death.

God and Satan are victims of a bum rap staged by scheming gurus to manipulate people.

Life is just a passing show, and we are both performers and audience. 


Animals
Animals are born losers, a pity.

Quotations
Mostly dead men talking.


Morality
Mother Nature is amoral